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Wtf ?

*viens de réalisé que les québéquois, je vais les voir en Suisse et qu'ils viennent.... avec leur accent.... *

oui oui je sors...

Pfffft, même pas vrai qu'on a un accent...

Les Québécois me donnent un accent français ou anglais, les Français me donnent un accent québécois. You choose.

Du sang sur ma tablette graphique ? Oups ?

j'ai faim =/

3 jours que je suis en arrêt de travail, et j'ai déjà complètement inversé mon rythme de sommeil. Belle performance, bravo, félicitations.

2mg de Xanax = les doigts qui fuient un peu les touches du clavier. Ca sent le retour au lit. Cool. C'était le but.

mauvaises habitudes qui manquent.
trop sage pour être vrai.
pompompompom

La nouvelle Putzfrau ne m'a encore jamais vu...voyons sa réaction si je me faufile derrière elle, les cheveux hirsutes et la barbe de six jours, et que je dise fort: "BONJOUR!"

"AAAH ! Es la casa del Diablo!"

Mouhahaha!

Ne pas décrocher de l'ordi
Ne pas approcher de la salle de bain
Ne pas prendre un verre juste pr me détendre
Ne pas prendre de cachet juste pour me détendre
Envie de framboises
Le ménage il faudra que j'y pense aussi...

J'ai froid. J'ai faim. J'ai les doigts qui sentent.. le jambon ? wtf ?

Pourquoi je veux quand même?

To find your way you need to know where you are.

thé <3

C'est quoi, lanotion de gravité?

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Il n'y a rien de plus certain que l'incertitude.

Il n'y a rien de plus incertain que la certitude.

Je ne sais pas si je sais faire le poirier, au final.

tout est relatif...

Ne crie pas. Bouffe-toi les lèvres. Même s'il reste plus grand chose à bouffer. Ne crie pas.

Fais chier, quelle option choisir??