Devoirs

Dialogue : Imagine your parents want to go and live in a foreign country. How would you react ? imagine a conversation with them when they give you the news.

My Sister, my parents and me are together for a lunch, my father takes a long breath, and start
« mmh, children, I have important news for you. We'll move in a foreign country »
We look at him, with wild eyes, and i ask him ?
« What is the foreign country where we'll move ? I hope it's japan, because i love sushi »
he makes a bad wince and reply
« It's Afghanistan, I'm mutate to Kabul to make a diplomatic mission for the U.N. »
My mother add
« it's just going to last on 1 year! »
i wonder.
« And you'll go over there, alone ? »
he explains
« No, we'll be all the family in Afghanistan, you'll see, it's a quiet country, with friendly people »
i swear
« God dammit, you become crazy ? we'll die in a suicide attack ! »
he insists
« rooh, sonny, you watch too much the TV, an Arabic poor country isn't full of terrorists »
I retort
« I know, daddy, but for Afghanistan it's true, it's a dangerous country with talibans .. »
He looks at my mother and they Shout together
« April fool »
I get conned I expected it in no way